Published On: Sun, Jan 27th, 2013

Funny News Headlines – The Best of January 2013

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1. Push To Get Kids of ATVs

I use the same technique to get my dog off the sofa.

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2. Happy Hookers Help Homeless

The ‘Happy Hookers’ are actually a crochet group.

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3. Trail of Cheetos Leads to Store Robber

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4. Professor Attends Conference

In other shocking news, I can report that I saw a waiter in a restaurant the other day…

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5. Farmers Baaa-ffled by Mystery Sheep Branding

Obvious pun perhaps, but still great headline writing.

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About the Author

- Dean Walsh is the owner and editor of World News Curator. He also owns and runs Ourly News and a range of other online publications.

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